What a douchebag!

Have you ever wondered why two people are together? You know, you are there looking on wondering what they could possibly see in the other?

Bring in Mr Jerk or as the Mirror calls him…Derek Deso. 

Mr Deso recently performed what could only be described as one of the cruelest pranks on his partner that I have seen in a LONG time. This guy decides that it would be funny for him to sneak into his girlfriend’s place and, you know, drop a couple of large pythons on her while she is FAST ASLEEP. 

YouTube user Derek Deso orchestrated the stunt with friends who caught the nasty surprise on camera.

They begin slither over her legs but she takes a little while to wake up.

“Baby, don’t move. There’s two ginormous snakes on your butt!” Derek says.

She begins screaming and ordering them to remove the snakes, unable to move as they slither over her body. Indeed she was EXTREMELY distressed. Hell, she continues to scream after the creatures have been peeled from her body.

Towards the end, she appears out of breath as Deso tries to come over and talk to her – but she firmly rejects him.  If he wasn’t dumped, I’d be amazed. But seriously, this shows just what exactly this YouTube generation has become. And I’m not saying that it’s all bad. I love catching up on America’s events via the media provider as well as catching clips of shows such as The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and the Colbert Report. But YouTube provides people with the opportunity to make a name for themselves by any means necessary and this includes ridiculous pranks like this one. Perhaps the people filming these pranks aren’t necessarily completely cruel deep down but everyone is after making an easy buck and they will happily exploit their friends, family and even strangers to do so. Why else would you get crazes like the killer clown craze that has swept the globe.  It’s quite sad really. I feel for this poor girl. As someone who isn’t a lover of snakes, this would be my idea of hell. And for someone who supposedly loves you to do what he did was kind of unforgivable. At least I think so. What do you think?

Snake on a plane? Seriously?

THAT’S IT! I’ve had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane. Oh Samuel L Jackson I love you. But anyway…

I just heard the craziest story. 

A large snake was found slithering inside the passenger cabin of an Aeromexico flight en route to Mexico City recently and the plane was given priority to land there.  

In a video posted online, the green snake can be seen inching along near an overhead luggage compartment before slipping and dangling from its tail, scaring passengers.

Aeromexico is apparently investigating how the snake got onboard the plane though they felt that the incident was not an emergency. It’s obvious though isn’t it? Haven’t they seen the famous movie? It was all part of some sinister ploy. Personally if I had seen a snake onboard, I’d have requested to move seats or better yet, locate the chutes! Just kidding! Here is the video from the passenger.