Thanks for the Orgy Shirt

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 You know what Mums are like; they live th spoil their kids. And when they have a girl, Mum’s enjoy that special gift of being able to indulge in buying clothes.  This continues no matter how old their child is. 

One mum decided to buy a nice t-shirt for her 18-year-old daughter, Katie.

It was even a designer one  too – Vivienne Westwood in fact – I know right, so fancy but pretty trendy at the same time – with a lovely gold pattern (I am definitely heterosexual! Honest!) 
But what Mum hadn’t noticed was that the pattern was actually depicting a huge orgy. 


Yep, it’s A LOT of people bumping uglies in the name of fashion. 

As you can see from the tweet above, it actually caused a bit of a stir online being retweeted over 3000 times and liked nearly 6000 times. 

One thing that caught people’s attention (if you look carefully at the top picture) is that one of the depictions is in fact a dog. What a dog is doing there is anyone’s guess. But I think that Vivienne Westwood’s design here is rather questionable. 

Apparently her Mum has found it hilarious. 


For those interested in this bizarre shirt, apparently it is actually made for men and has a retail value of just less than £50. So, if you so desire, go buy yourself a kinky shirt. 

His and hers underwear

I recently came across an interesting blog post from Janaline’s world journey that had me quite perplexed. Why do you ask? Well I was perplexed because the post highlighted an odd trend in South Korea. A trend of matching his and hers underwear. “Surely not?” you cry! But it’s true. This investigative reporter had to find out more. After all, is it a trend localised to just South Korea? Or is this a metrosexual trend that is capturing the hearts and minds of people worldwide. These important questions had to be answered and by George, I will give you the answers. 

Believe it or not, matching couples’ underwear is NOT a trend just in South Korea. In fact, it’s a trend that has been on the increase globally. That’s right, Mr Joe Bloggs now wants his banana hammock to match his lady’s panties. In fact, major companies such as Etsy and Amazon have been selling these items now for quite some time.  But is it trendy or just plain weird?

Well…what do you think?

EXAMPLE 1.


 Fresh out of math camp, this girl and boy duo prove there is nothing more fun than hanging out at the beach together in matching undies. 


EXAMPLE 2.

This couple prove that even if you’re a man with a tattoo, you can still embrace your feminine side. Odd that she would match her knickers with her man but not want a matching bra. 


EXAMPLE 3.


No matter what his sexy partner wears, this fella will happily match. Even if it’s floral.   What a flower!


EXAMPLE 4.


Nothing says sexy like prancing horses. By the way, that dude is fixated on her ass. I mean, it’s a nice ass but be professional fella!

EXAMPLE 5.


Ello sailor. I guess this proves that the navy have matching underwear all the way down to the panties. But please, I don’t want to see that man salute. 

So there you are. I’m going to wash out my eyes now. Because it doesn’t matter how many semi naked women I see, it’s all ruined if there is a man with her. 

Gucci Guilty


Ah the forever strange and wonderful world of fragrance advertisements. 

This time, Jared Leto takes the plunge and it’s by a director who he calls a “maverick”. 

If anyone can help me understand this story, it would br great. To me, it looks like a guy who is having a love affair with two women.  This may explain what drew Leto to the project the sly dog. Also it may explain the sale’s line “Guilty Not Guilty”. 

What do you think about this ad? Is it a masterpiece in storytelling or just arty farty trash?

Aye Aye Aye Bikini and Lingerie Adverts


So I don’t know whether it’s because it’s getting colder or whether it’s because I’ve been single for too long, but I’m getting wayyyyy too affected by lingerie or more specifically swimsuit adverts on TV. I mean, it’s probably a good thing I don’t live in Florida or California because I don’t think I’d be able to handle that amount of flesh on display all year around. It’s also great that these adverts are targeting women of all shapes and sizes because there are a lot of beautiful women out there of all shapes and sizes, but anyway, I am TOTALLY getting off point. 

I definitely need to have a change in my life soon though. I have been single for way too long and I’m only human. 

Any advice, please leave them below!