Thanks for the Orgy Shirt

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 You know what Mums are like; they live th spoil their kids. And when they have a girl, Mum’s enjoy that special gift of being able to indulge in buying clothes.  This continues no matter how old their child is. 

One mum decided to buy a nice t-shirt for her 18-year-old daughter, Katie.

It was even a designer one  too – Vivienne Westwood in fact – I know right, so fancy but pretty trendy at the same time – with a lovely gold pattern (I am definitely heterosexual! Honest!) 
But what Mum hadn’t noticed was that the pattern was actually depicting a huge orgy. 


Yep, it’s A LOT of people bumping uglies in the name of fashion. 

As you can see from the tweet above, it actually caused a bit of a stir online being retweeted over 3000 times and liked nearly 6000 times. 

One thing that caught people’s attention (if you look carefully at the top picture) is that one of the depictions is in fact a dog. What a dog is doing there is anyone’s guess. But I think that Vivienne Westwood’s design here is rather questionable. 

Apparently her Mum has found it hilarious. 


For those interested in this bizarre shirt, apparently it is actually made for men and has a retail value of just less than £50. So, if you so desire, go buy yourself a kinky shirt. 

Lingerie Hey!

Over the past few days, I have noticed a number of girls mention both on here and on other forms of media that while THEY feel sexy in their underwear, they rarely ever get complimented on their underwear. Is this true? I mean, I hope it’s not the case! Yes, you could say that underwear is to a woman’s body what wrapping paper is to a Christmas present and while it may look nice, really it’s what underneath that the receiver is excited about. But actually, it’s more than that isn’t it. It’s an intricate thing. While you might think that the bows and wrappings are overkill, actually it adds to the excitement. It makes you more curious perhaps. It certainly can add to the grandeur of the gift. I know that is a lot of metaphors to throw around but you get my drift. FURTHERMORE, sometimes, the idea of less is more doesn’t always apply to underwear. You may think that just having a thread is sexy but a little bit more can actually be more sexy. 

For example:

THIS is sexy 


While THIS is NOT. 


At the end of the day, it all does come down to taste. But I want to take this time to thank all you ladies who painstakingly go to all the effort to look your best. And while I know that you don’t do it for us men necessarily (it’s to make you feel sexy yourselves),  I want to thank you for the effort you put in to the tiniest detail to make you that little bit more awesome. 

PS. I just want all of you to know that scrolling through pictures of women in lingerie to find appropriate pictures was a gruelling task that I unfortunately had to endure. I am grateful for your sympathies and understanding for my welfare at this time!

Thoughts?

His and hers underwear

I recently came across an interesting blog post from Janaline’s world journey that had me quite perplexed. Why do you ask? Well I was perplexed because the post highlighted an odd trend in South Korea. A trend of matching his and hers underwear. “Surely not?” you cry! But it’s true. This investigative reporter had to find out more. After all, is it a trend localised to just South Korea? Or is this a metrosexual trend that is capturing the hearts and minds of people worldwide. These important questions had to be answered and by George, I will give you the answers. 

Believe it or not, matching couples’ underwear is NOT a trend just in South Korea. In fact, it’s a trend that has been on the increase globally. That’s right, Mr Joe Bloggs now wants his banana hammock to match his lady’s panties. In fact, major companies such as Etsy and Amazon have been selling these items now for quite some time.  But is it trendy or just plain weird?

Well…what do you think?

EXAMPLE 1.


 Fresh out of math camp, this girl and boy duo prove there is nothing more fun than hanging out at the beach together in matching undies. 


EXAMPLE 2.

This couple prove that even if you’re a man with a tattoo, you can still embrace your feminine side. Odd that she would match her knickers with her man but not want a matching bra. 


EXAMPLE 3.


No matter what his sexy partner wears, this fella will happily match. Even if it’s floral.   What a flower!


EXAMPLE 4.


Nothing says sexy like prancing horses. By the way, that dude is fixated on her ass. I mean, it’s a nice ass but be professional fella!

EXAMPLE 5.


Ello sailor. I guess this proves that the navy have matching underwear all the way down to the panties. But please, I don’t want to see that man salute. 

So there you are. I’m going to wash out my eyes now. Because it doesn’t matter how many semi naked women I see, it’s all ruined if there is a man with her.