Have you heard my name?
It’s not a secret that I hide.
It may not be up in the stars
But I wear this badge with pride.
It comes from simple observation
From wobbles in my tum
No six pack will you find with me
Though apparently a nice bum.
They call me chunky monkey
And my moobs are there to see
I may not be a George Clooney
But there’s no one else like me.