Oh computer with your updates,
They are driving me insane.
Why did I turn you on so late?
Is that now why you make me wait?
I just want to go lie down
my bed is calling me you know
But you are busy installing files
And you will never let me go.
I promise to launch you more often
Because 34 updates are quite the joke
So help me God this is the last
For this tired and thirsty chunky bloke