Wacky Signs

Okay so I have been saving up some of these wacky signs for your approval. So I very much hope you enjoy the following:

1. Do they know Mr Trump?

Okay so this sign is pretty straight forward. I’m wondering if they have it at Republican rallies. Only problem is that surely that hand is too big to be the Donald’s! 

2. Trump’s next business venture. 

Well, we’ve had Trump University and Trump Casinos. Why not have Nipple Convalescent home. Do you think they have topless nurses?

3. Trump’s policy on cheese

I laughed out loud when I saw this. It also made me want a pizza. 

4. Err what?

I can’t quite get my head around this one. Last time I checked that even in the dodgiest places you couldn’t advertise this!!! Obviously it can’t be what comes to mind. But what a howler!

5. This is a legitimate sign 

To be fair though, small and women can still have big mouths!

6. It’s True

But regardless, I think most women would not approve of this message. 

7. Does this mean strippers are not welcome?

Who carries money in their undergarments. If I took my undergarments, I was my hands. And besides. You don’t know where that money has been!!!

8. Only in Italy. 

I like the fact that they have them handbags though. Surely that is government advertising for illegal trade though? 

9.  This message should have been given to Christian Grey. 

Wow that was a gross scene in Fifty Shades of Grey. I hope to God no woman fantasises about that. But anyway, the sign is a bit mean. 

10.  Am I getting mixed signals?

Okay so no lifeguards, dangerous alligators and yet the beach is open? I guess at least they can’t get sued if they put this up. 

11. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!

Who you gonna call? The London Transport Police! 

12. Charming!

I guess you can argue you can never be too careful but they don’t sound the friendliest do they?


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