Want to lick your cat? No, neither do I BUT…

In a world where random is never impossible or even improbable, we bring to you the latest mad cap invention: the Licki Brush. 

I mean, have you ever looked at your cat cleaning itself and thought, “hmm, you missed a bit buddy”?  Or maybe you feel that your cat only associates you with food and you want to create a “closer” bond? Or maybe you just really want to be a cat. Either way, this device is the perfect thing for you. 

Owing to their rough tongues and dexterity, cats have been doing a passable job of cleaning themselves since the dawn of time.  The Licki brush takes that concept and runs with it. It is essentially a tongue-shaped silicone pacifier, the owner / groomer simple bites onto the mouthpiece and pulls the “tongue” piece over the cat’s fur wherever required. The designers believe that it is “the natural thing a cat would want”. They like being licked and they like being pet after all?? Err, okay. 

The webpage has also encouraged owners to also invite friends over and have Licki parties. I presume they mean with the cats and not having some weird underground Max Moseley type thing but either way, I’m sure it’s not for me. 

What do you think? (And by the way, how weird is it you have a headline like that and above that, an advert for free Hannah Montana stickers???”